Who? Sexy Sarah Palin for VP? YES! YES! YES!

All the “alleged” dirt and nastiness about Sarah Palin is going to fall by the wayside. She doesn’t need experience as she has already proved in her limited tenure as governor. She is known as Sarah Barracuda for her treatment of government largesse, employees, and unfailing devotion to ethics. She hunts and fishes, likes guns, knows how to field dress game, rides 4 wheelers, she’s Pro Motorcycle, Pro Power Tools, and Pro Life, she loves Jesus, has five babies but looks like she has none, doesn’t like sodomists and pedophiles, believes the federal government should adhere to the Constitution, and she is far more conservative than McCain. I don’t like McCain and refuse to vote for him.

Now, however, I could cast a vote for her even if McCain is on the same ticket. She is so hot, she could make Hillary come out of the closet, make Bill Clinton turn Republican, cause Joe Biden to jump off the 14th Street bridge wearing his powder blue UN beret, and make Obama’s complexion turn into Michael Jacksons’. If that wasn’t enough to convince you, this will: she’s so hot she can turn a gay man straight!

Be sure to SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN. THE PICTURES ARE WORTH THE EFFORT. Here they are:

Checkin’ out the AR-15

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On a Harley

Fishing and holding slimy things

Sitting on a skinned and dead grizzly

Wearing REAL fur

Part of the real man clubs across Alaska:

Hunting with her daughter!!! (Rumor has it that this was the family pet that messed in the house so Sarah took it out.)

Sports oriented

If you’re a man, nothing more needs to be said. If you’re gay, keep staring . . .

That didn’t help? Try this one:

Okay, okay, I know. The last two were photoshopped. But we can’t complain, can we? After all, I don’t care how much you photoshopped Hillary, she’d still look [FILL IN THE BLANK HERE]. The only photo that actually does appear to be real is below:

And now for her family and Kudos to her husband, Todd! She’s almost as beautiful as my wife who has shot the .50 cal off an aircraft carrier. God blessed you and now you need to keep your wife going. America needs her–and you.

FLASH UPDATE: I just obtained the photo below from an insider in the democrat party. This secret covert photo of Gov. Palin is from the cover of their operation to smear and get rid of Palin. They are very worried.